![]() ![]() PS – I hadn’t realized that I was the kind of girl who just left “piles” of tampons lying around. He just can’t stand it, he wants the tampon so bad that he forces himself to jump up on the bed. Husband: I taught him how to do it! You left a whole pile of tampons on the bed when you left town and I open them up and dangle them by the string and tease him with them. Me: Really?! Cool! (trying to act enthusiastic, like I really care) Husband: The puppy jumped on the bed tonight all by himself! To limit puppy whining the husband decided he would teach the puppy how to jump on the bed. The husband has a heart of ice (and never ever falls for puppy dog eyes) and will not pick the puppy up and put him on the bed (me, I have a heart and am a huge sucker for puppy dog eyes). The puppy just looks up with big sad puppy dog eyes (imagine that). I upped the stakes a little by making it into a contest. Jack agreed, but didn’t seem all that enthusiastic. After a Labor Day weekend that involved way too much barbecue and way too much beer for the both of us, I suggested that we both needed to go on a diet. The cat can jump on the bed with grace and ease, and he looks down at the puppy and boastfully taunts him from above. THE FOUNDATION Jack’s birthday is in early December. Resistance is futile.While away on a work trip last week the husband called me to let me know that’s he’s trained our dog to jump up on our (unreasonably high and unreasonably BIG) bed - yes, I know, a dog on the bed reeks of un-sophistication, but I like to snuggle. However have a look, check that the tampon has been ejected before you flush the whole mess out.Ī: Sissies are chosen by Fairies. Just don't hurry, don't force, it'll all happen by itself. Just wait for the next call of nature, there's sufficient stuff to push it out. Q: Lost string, lost tampon, alternate ejection method ?Ī: Do not panic, it will come out. Dispose of it, clean thoroughly and same player shoot again. At some point it will come out, right in the toilet paper sheet. Hold it with a toilet paper sheet and pull gently in a position above the toiet bowl to avoid any risk of pollution. Remove the ear-bud, excess lubricant with a wet wipe.Īll left-over hardware can be safely disposed of in a minimalistic volume, wet wipes flush well.Ī: Preventively clean the area with a wet wipe. Then, with the help of the ear-bud push it even further, well past the sphincter.Įar-buds are cotton covered, they hold well on the tampon back end. Push gently in the process, it facilitates the entry. Slowly, gently insert the tampon as far as it would go. Lift a leg on something like a bathtub or the toilet bowl. ![]() Use a wet-wipe to clean the surroundings of insertion, well very well. ![]() Pop the tampon open, dip it's bottom and top sides in Vaseline. Wet wipes, Vaseline, ear-bud, tampon at hand. I buy them with hard earned money.Ī: Best case first. It's quite an exercice to pull the tampon out of the tube, lube it and push it back, ready for insertion.Ī: Not the slightest. They are pretty easy however they do not allow a proper lubrication of the entire tampon, specifically the lower part. Of course I have tried models with applicator. With the right method, applicator is not a necessity. Plain tampons flush without problems while additional hardware has to be disposed of in a stealth manner. The highest flow (bigger) the better, more feeling, holds better in place.Ī: Precisely. Some states have even gotten rid of sales taxes on period products. A: What can be found at the local supermarket in big conveniently priced boxes. Even so, you can get free tampons, pads, liners, cups, and period underwear in many places including schools in some U.S. ![]()
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